Ain’t No Swinging at the Nudist Resort
S Davis 2020


Welcome to the Naked Truth – clothing optional resort
We’re wholesome and family-friendly, and we feature every kind of sport
We got horseshoes, volleyball, ping pong, shuffleboard, all of it we play in the nude
But we keep it PG, and there’s propensities to which you must not allude,

On your golf cart tour around the estate, please don’t gawk, please don’t be late
I’ll give you the rules by about the way we play
These are the words that you can not say, these are the words that you can not say
These are the words you can never never never say

You can’t say swinging, swapping, borrow or lend
That’s a no-no, we don’t go for those words round here my friend
We keep it family-friendly, so watch how you consort
There ain’t no swinging at the nudist resort
There ain’t no swinging at the nudist resort

We know some guests have a penchant for sex with others than a husband or wife
Just keep it on the down-low, we don’t want to know if the lifestyle is your life
It’s the land of the free and in your own RV you can do what you want to do
Just be sure to bring a towel to sit on, in the diner while you eat your food


When you hanging at the pool in your birthday suit, there might be a guy or gal that’s cute
Though you may play in a grownup way
These are the words that you can not say, These are the words that you can not say
These are the words you can never never never say

You can’t say swinging, swapping, borrow or lend
That’s a no-no, we don’t go for those words round here my friend
We keep it family-friendly so watch how you consort
Cause there ain’t no swinging at the nudist resort
There ain’t no swinging at the nudist resort

Well you can dance without any pants in the disco on a Friday or Saturday night
But any displays of sexual ways and we send you back to your campsite
By the rules you must abide

You can’t say swinging, swapping, borrow or lend
That’s a no-no, we don’t go for those words round here my friend
We keep it family-friendly so watch how you consort
Cause there ain’t no swinging at the nudist resort
There ain’t no swinging at the nudist resort
Swingin’ swappin’ borrow lend, none a that language here my friend
Swingin’ swappin’ borrow lend, none a that language here my friend