The Squirrel At The End Of the Bar

C 2018 Davis/Greenwald/Mangrum

There were so many creatures I just had to laugh
Some of the costumes where truly insane
A duck, and a Tiger, a sexy giraffe
I moved through the room and got into my game

The bar was a cozy menagerie
Where the Anthromorphic dwell
Though I’m just a smoothie, I like a guy
Who wears a fur-suit well

I came for trouble, I’m an adventurous girl
I know it might sound bizarre
amid those Furry delights, I set my sights on the
Squirrel at the end of the bar

I flashed him a smile as he reached out his paw
And pulled me into an embrace
His soft furry belly pressed closely to mine
As he wrapped his tail round my waist

We scurried upstairs, we hopped into bed, two animals in heat
His plastic claws against my neck, those silken ears! those padded feet!

Our little bubble, Me and my squirrel
Together we’ll rise to the stars
We’ll sleep fur to cheek, dance in the streets
As long as he doesn’t get hit by a car

But when I said, “Kiss Me Now”, that’s when it all went bad
Cause when he took off his head, He looked just like my Dad

So I slipped out of bed, made a quick excuse
I said I preferred Kangaroos
Until the head comes off, one just never knows
The critter your about to do

I came for trouble, a sensuous girl,
I like it a little bizarre
And I know I’ll return with the lessons I’ve learned
from the Squirrel at the end of the bar

Well you can leave your head on, Squirrel at the end of the bar
Baby, Baby, please leave your head on, Squirrel at the end of the bar
Next time, next time, you can leave your head on, Squirrel at the end of the bar
Whoa yeah baby you can leave your head on.